The word: Milwuakee
What I say in my head: "Milli-wall-kay". Thanks, Alice Cooper.

The word: Sean Bean
What I say in my head: Seen Been.

The word: Chicago
What I say in my head: Chick-ago. The dumbass daughter on Married with Children read it that way when she was a weather girl.

The word: Karate
What I say in my head: Ka-rart-aye, like King in Blade: Trinity.

The word: Wichita
What I say in my head: Wit-cheetah.

Every time.