Your zodiac sign and if you think it suits you.

Ok, the definition of Taurus that I usually read says you like the best of the best, fine food and clothes and what not. Which is ridiculous. Give me a cheeseburger and I'm happy. But the definition I have just found appears to describe me a lot better.

• If you were to describe the typical Taurus temperament, you would probably use words such as ‘cautious’, ‘practical’ and ‘purposeful’. One word you definitely wouldn’t use is ‘impulsive’. When you are making important decisions in life, decisions about things that are vital to your security and the welfare of those you love, you spend a long time on them. You want those decisions to be rock solid.
  

Every now and them I make impulsive decisions, but yes I suppose for the most part this is true.

• Once your mind is made up, you have amazing persistence and follow through, plus tons of energy — you rarely give up on a task once you’ve decided on it. And you’ll stick to your guns, even if you’re being provoked, tempted or ridiculed. This will be a blessing at some times and a curse at others.
  

Ohhh so wrong. I so rarely finish what I started.

• Those who love you and offer you constructive criticism don’t mean to hurt you — they have your best interests at heart — and what they offer can be useful to you. Try to remember that.
  

Constructive critism is listened to, but generally scars me mentally.

• If you look inside yourself, you’ll see that sometimes the reason you hold on to your position or opinion so fiercely is that you fear change.
  Because you take such pride in your ability to see things through to the end, people who try to meddle with what you have set out to do, or change the rules of the game, are likely to hear from you, loud and clear. You really, really want to finish what you start.
  Also, people will not have much success if they try to push something onto you and leave you no room to control your destiny. Then the bull in you really starts to make itself heard and felt.
  

Well, it's true if you push me to do something I am really not going to do it, I refuse to do anything on someone else's say-so. But, as I do finish very little I set out to do, comment on it and I shall be very angry with you.

• On the other side of the coin, you also like to take it easy. This goes back to liking to leave things as they are. You may need to keep an eye on this — complacency and apathy are down the end of that path.
  Change is the only constant in life and you may need to remind yourself of this every now and then; trying to resist all change leads only to stress and dissatisfaction with your life and relationships.
  

I like change. Only because life is shit, so I figure if it changes there's a chance it will get a tiny bit better.

• You also have a great love affair with the finer things in life. If you could find a servant to help with all the boring jobs you hate, you could live the luxurious life you dream of!
  

Yeah, see, no.

• You are a great mate. When you agree to help someone, you go to any lengths to keep your word. You’ll never let yourself or others down. You are extremely dependable.
  

I like to think so. I try to be.

• You’re also exceptionally sensitive and very patient. You’re prepared to wait as long as it takes for the right moment to act and you seize the opportunity when it wanders anywhere near you. Patience is one of your greatest virtues and it usually pays off.
  

I don't know if I am all that patient. I can be sensitive to comments others make about me, though I act on how it's affected me, it's only lately that I have admitted this.

• Actually, simplicity is what appeals to you — you can’t stand pompousness and look-at-me behaviour. You know that beauty is not about what you wear or what hairstyle you have.
  

Here we go, this is right. Don't flout your shallow pride at me, biatch. Lol.

• You enjoy getting your hands dirty with gardening, practical hobbies and odd jobs around the home. Hard work doesn’t scare you in the least.
  

:)

• Taurus is a touchy-feely sign, which means you rely on your feelings rather than your mind when you try to understand your experiences.
  

Hm. I analyse how I feel about things somewhat, so I suppose this is half true.

• You trust your own intuition about others — and you are usually right. However, you have terrific reasoning skills as well, so don’t dismiss your sensible nature; balancing these two sides of yourself will increase your success in life.
  

I don't, but I should. My first feelings about people tend to be kind of correct, but I ignore them because I don't like to judge, and later regret this, ususally.

• If you are a Taurean born between 20 April and 29 April you are under the double influence of Venus. You are sensual, loving and destined to be lucky in love. Try to curb your appetite to have the biggest and best of everything however. Learning the art of contentment is one of your main life lessons.

Ah yes. This last line is very true, I find it very difficult to be happy with myself. I always want to do more. Not want more, do more.
Also, fail on the love part. I don't believe in love, I am epic jaded in the whole love thing.